cunt-bubbles:

deep-sea-mermaid:

oncemoreforluck:

getsomeice:

to all you 14 year old american girls who say ‘if i had a british accent i would never stop talking’ i hope you wake up with a very strong yorkshire accent and see how you like that

fuck you my yorkshire accent shines like the light of a thousand suns i hope you get sat on by a cow

Shine bright like a Yorkshire accent.

I’m not even sure which one I’m reblogging this for.

(Source: rnardy, via drnoblelillypond)

priored:

doctorangel:

jakemalik:

hungryzekes:

kanyewesticle:

holynipples:

kanyewesticle:

jakemalik:

kanyewesticle:

*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that

*bites lip* oh yeah baby

*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that

*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper

what

*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper

wtf can we get some privacy here

*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no

I swear everyone on this high is website

(via i-own-misha-collins-butt)

lostwiginity:

A group of super heroes fights against aliens coming down from the sky in endless waves.

They were playing Galaga. They thought we wouldn’t notice, but we did.

(via beyond-the-bifrost)